This is easily the most hilarious thing I’ve read in months.
(A parent banters with an unwitting “Christian Volunteer” at an Australian school over a permission slip for his kid to attend a religious play off grounds during school hours. The Yes box was “accidentally” pre-checked. The “Christian Volunteer” refers to himself as School Chaplain in spite of the current illegality of official School Chaplains. The parent’s grammar is markedly better. The parent also provides frequent creative imagery … and hilarity ensues.)